Craig Livermore here...speaking. I was just thinking dear readers, musing if you will, of my blog craig livermore that soon I'm going to change my craig livermore voicemail box from currently speaking my name craig livermore into just a little shot of my voice saying "CRAIG LIVERMORE. Y'ELLO!' I've heard of other people (unbeknownst to me, craig livermore) using that greeting, albiet it only in jest which i will also like to jest about. im not sure whether or not i will continue using this jest (which, let me explain, i know about these things because i am a lawyer) is a jest because instead of the "h" that begins the word "hello" there is a y, which then replaces h to create the word, "yello" which is simply a word that sounds like another word (also a thing that other ones (non C.L.s) know exists).
like, when i say "y'ello") it sounds just like "hello" except with a "y" and not "yellow" like earl bird's pizzle on my pappaps.
anyway, what i meant to say is that if you go to my "real" craiglivermore blog, you will see that there is a virus there. we here at craig livermore are sorry for your loss and will do everything in our power to stop the consequences of the horrible mistake president obama has made
(we here at craig livermore are sorry you found out about this virus and hope you will stop reading before the penultimate paragraph)
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