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Craig Livermore

The atmosphere of Craig Livermore has been polluted.

Craig Livermore Esq.

Craig "Livermore" Livermore.

Craig Livermore

SECOND OF ALL

oh hi, i didn't see you there. my name is craig livermore. i'm down there, in my picture in the first post. remember? if not, allow me to introduce myself:
my name is craig livermore. i am a lawyer. my sexual assistant and sexual investment parter, earl bird, would like to ask you a couple of questions before we begin.



ha! that's not really earl, although like the early bird, earl bird does catch the word. but i knew that.


but you knew that.

FIRST OF ALL

my name is craig livermore. i am a lawyer, and my picture looks like this:



so today, my friend earl bird and i were out assessssing the market, and i thought to myself: "craig livermore, you should really see about getting a piece of that pie." i turned to earl, curling in the windowsill, pawing at the glass like an obese persian cat,
"earl" i said to earl. "why don't you just go on ahead and lead that horse to the water."
"yes sir." said earl.