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Thursday, October 28, 2010

MY NEW BANNER

This will be my, Craig Livermore's, new banner.

CRAIG LIVERMORPH: On the Intersection of Owls, Free Speech and Democracy.



Reasons that I, Craig Livermore, am on the intersection of owls, Free Speech and Democracy, as listed by me, Craig Livermore:

1. Owls.

Actually, first is me, Craig Livermore, and how I intersect with the law, as interpreted by me, myself, the Craig Livermore, a.k.a., the LAW, or, Craig Livermore.

2. Get lost with me, Earl Bird.

3. Earl Bird. Because I'm a bird-Livermore.

4. Free Speech & Democracy.

--Livermore

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

DEAR MY DEAR READERS MY FELLOW AMERICANS AND MY READERS:



Craig Livermore here...speaking. I was just thinking dear readers, musing if you will, of my blog craig livermore that soon I'm going to change my craig livermore voicemail box from currently speaking my name craig livermore into just a little shot of my voice saying "CRAIG LIVERMORE. Y'ELLO!' I've heard of other people (unbeknownst to me, craig livermore) using that greeting, albiet it only in jest which i will also like to jest about. im not sure whether or not i will continue using this jest (which, let me explain, i know about these things because i am a lawyer) is a jest because instead of the "h" that begins the word "hello" there is a y, which then replaces h to create the word, "yello" which is simply a word that sounds like another word (also a thing that other ones (non C.L.s) know exists).
like, when i say "y'ello") it sounds just like "hello" except with a "y" and not "yellow" like earl bird's pizzle on my pappaps.

anyway, what i meant to say is that if you go to my "real" craiglivermore blog, you will see that there is a virus there. we here at craig livermore are sorry for your loss and will do everything in our power to stop the consequences of the horrible mistake president obama has made

(we here at craig livermore are sorry you found out about this virus and hope you will stop reading before the penultimate paragraph)

Thursday, May 13, 2010

2006 annual report



i don't know if you know my wife, mrs. craig livermore. or bev livermore.
FROM THE DESK OF BEV AND CRAIG LIVERMORE:

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livermore.

bev livermore is a very important of the livermore household, although not as important as i, craig livermore.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

GOOGLING MY NAME (CRAIG LIVERMORE)


Dear Readers,

Today I (Craig LIvermore, hello!) happened upon a very interesting discovery. Upon waking and after breakfasting with my sexual business partner and sexual business liason Earl Bird, I decided that I would take a little run down the google, to see how my name, craig livermore, was doing, out in the old internet, amongside all the other names of people not named craig livermore.
lo and behold!

Anyways, I was looking for my name craig livermore amongst all the internet, and I found this very blog which you are now reading my name on at this very moment, dear reader, in both my life and yours.

lo! how did this talking come about? i am not the object of revenge. i am merely craig livermore, important lawyer. i am beautiful, a lawyer, and sad. and important.

maybe i will sue myself. i will sue craig livermore, and scatter his bones among my bones in this v-rtex.

sincerley (???)
-cr--g li---more's


V-RTEX

Monday, May 3, 2010

long time quiet

hey guys...i'm sorry i haven't been more diligent or active or sexually active on this blog i mean in my basement.
anyway.
it occurred to me
a) that i'm craig livermore, dammit
2) i've got some ads on my blog that some of you might be confused about and or interested in.

just to clarify:
let me explain.

i hereby make it apparent to you that i have these ads on craig livermore, my website, because i, craig livermore, am a lawyer and i, craig livermore, am also important and i just very much need to explain that to you.

thanx! the undersigned

-craig livermore

Friday, March 19, 2010