FIRST OF ALL

my name is craig livermore. i am a lawyer, and my picture looks like this:



so today, my friend earl bird and i were out assessssing the market, and i thought to myself: "craig livermore, you should really see about getting a piece of that pie." i turned to earl, curling in the windowsill, pawing at the glass like an obese persian cat,
"earl" i said to earl. "why don't you just go on ahead and lead that horse to the water."
"yes sir." said earl.