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CRAIG LIVERMORPH: On the Intersection of Owls, Free Speech and Democracy.

Reasons that I, Craig Livermore, am on the intersection of owls, Free Speech and Democracy, as listed by me, Craig Livermore:

1. Owls.

Actually, first is me, Craig Livermore, and how I intersect with the law, as interpreted by me, myself, the Craig Livermore, a.k.a., the LAW, or, Craig Livermore.

2. Get lost with me, Earl Bird.

3. Earl Bird. Because I'm a bird-Livermore.

4. Free Speech & Democracy.

--Livermore

GOOGLING MY NAME (CRAIG LIVERMORE)

Dear Readers,

Today I (Craig LIvermore, hello!) happened upon a very interesting discovery. Upon waking and after breakfasting with my sexual business partner and sexual business liason Earl Bird, I decided that I would take a little run down the google, to see how my name, craig livermore, was doing, out in the old internet, amongside all the other names of people not named craig livermore.
lo and behold!

Anyways, I was looking for my name craig livermore amongst all the internet, and I found this very blog which you are now reading my name on at this very moment, dear reader, in both my life and yours.

lo! how did this talking come about? i am not the object of revenge. i am merely craig livermore, important lawyer. i am beautiful, a lawyer, and sad. and important.

maybe i will sue myself. i will sue craig livermore, and scatter his bones among my bones in this v-rtex.

sincerley (???)
-cr--g li---more's


V-RTEX

long time quiet

hey guys...i'm sorry i haven't been more diligent or active or sexually active on this blog i mean in my basement.
anyway.
it occurred to me
a) that i'm craig livermore, dammit
2) i've got some ads on my blog that some of you might be confused about and or interested in.

just to clarify:
let me explain.

i hereby make it apparent to you that i have these ads on craig livermore, my website, because i, craig livermore, am a lawyer and i, craig livermore, am also important and i just very much need to explain that to you.

thanx! the undersigned

-craig livermore

Craig Livermore

The atmosphere of Craig Livermore has been polluted.

Craig Livermore Esq.

Craig "Livermore" Livermore.

Craig Livermore

SECOND OF ALL

oh hi, i didn't see you there. my name is craig livermore. i'm down there, in my picture in the first post. remember? if not, allow me to introduce myself:
my name is craig livermore. i am a lawyer. my sexual assistant and sexual investment parter, earl bird, would like to ask you a couple of questions before we begin.



ha! that's not really earl, although like the early bird, earl bird does catch the word. but i knew that.


but you knew that.

FIRST OF ALL

my name is craig livermore. i am a lawyer, and my picture looks like this:



so today, my friend earl bird and i were out assessssing the market, and i thought to myself: "craig livermore, you should really see about getting a piece of that pie." i turned to earl, curling in the windowsill, pawing at the glass like an obese persian cat,
"earl" i said to earl. "why don't you just go on ahead and lead that horse to the water."
"yes sir." said earl.