Dear Readers,
Today I (Craig LIvermore, hello!) happened upon a very interesting discovery. Upon waking and after breakfasting with my sexual business partner and sexual business liason Earl Bird, I decided that I would take a little run down the google, to see how my name, craig livermore, was doing, out in the old internet, amongside all the other names of people not named craig livermore.
lo and behold!
Anyways, I was looking for my name craig livermore amongst all the internet, and I found this very blog which you are now reading my name on at this very moment, dear reader, in both my life and yours.
lo! how did this talking come about? i am not the object of revenge. i am merely craig livermore, important lawyer. i am beautiful, a lawyer, and sad. and important.
maybe i will sue myself. i will sue craig livermore, and scatter his bones among my bones in this v-rtex.
sincerley (???)
-cr--g li---more's
V-RTEX
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